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Thursday, August 10, 2006

2:28 PM

happy day-after-national-day.. =]

oh well national day didn't seem like national day.. the stupid marching was changed to jogging.. which i think is like totally not was people wanna see.. duh. i want marching!!! gah.. and they changed the rifles too. which my bro said he wanted to watch (but obviously missed cause he came home at like 7.40 when the parade started at like 6.00)

i think the funny part was like cause i was home alone. i made all these O.S.s for the pa_____nt ppl and our beloved pressie. cause i thought it was all too funny.. haha.

like when the p_______t people were walking out.. i was thinking "hey, we're not stars but we're still members of _________ so we still have to wave at you even if we're ugly cause we're decked out in all white."

haha.. omg..

and when there's the saluting with the sword thing. pressie must have been thinking "stop smelling your sword and talk to me!" and when he's inspecting the troops. "yini mini myni mo.. " then he talks to that guy he stops at...

i didn't see the red cross contigent upclose though.. haha.. oh well. it wasn't as... nationally as i thought it would be.. so.. ah well.. i dislike the rifles.

watch south park the movie!!! it's damn nice.. damn funny. but if you can't take cussing then... dont' watch.. if your parent's can't take cussing... then don't watch infront of them.. and the cussing is.. ALOT..

like.. to the extreme lotsa cussing..

part one - (starts the who damn problem)

part two - (part starts with "shut your fucking face unclefucka")

part three - (kenny dies real gruesomely in this one...)

part four - (implantation of v chip in cartman)

part five - (rioting starts)

part six - (start of viva la resistance)

part seven - (satan wants to break up with saddam)

part eight - (war about to start)

part nine *END* - (saddd...)

have funn.
=]

that day after our ndp celebrations. (sat) we (me and sheryl) went out with darren and kenneth.
supposedly we were supposed to go out with kaili and yijing and yt and hx.. but hx hadda leave after her parade cause she was bleeding (gums) and then yt hadda meet her xb.. then kaili couldn't go cause she hadda go to her aunt's house and yiing didn't wanna go.. so me and sheryl went. and after much convincing.. made darren and kenneth go too.

so we went to orchard. went to kino. went to heeren. and met peiyi and lelia..

cause i was looking to see if there were any other booths.. so i saw a pair of familiar shoes, legs and shorts.. looked up.. same shirt.. familiar hair. and inched forward to have a look at the face.. then i saw..

"peiyi!"
"aye aye aye aye aye.. hello hello hello!..."
"this girl.. siao ah.. (to lelia)"

"aye sheryl! peiyi's over there.."

then went to take our neos. and when we were done.. peiyi and lelia were STILL decorating.. then we (four of us) took together..

after that darren and kenneth came.. after a long wait. and then we went to eat bk.. at cinie.. and after that went to watch fast and furious: tokyo drift at shaw house..

then to far east and after that bus ride home..

lotsa funny things happened..

like.. when we were at bk... we gave the fries to them cause we couldn't finish and darren was like "yay. crispy fry. crispy crispy fry!" and then he eats it.

then when we were at far east, sheryl went one huge round wakling at top speed. so we hadda run to keep up.. and then end up like.. right beside where we started to buy her taiwan chao da ji pai..

and when we were walking to the bus stop. (over head) sheryl passed me the bag. asked me to hold. i thought she didn't want le. so i passed to darren.
and she turned back and was like "huh? why now with him?" and i said " i thought you wanted to give him.." and laughed and went to take back from him.. he wouldn't let go.. lmao..

then got to the bus stop. and she really didn't want so i gave it to darren again..

and on the bus he was complaining bout the chicke smell.

then he went.. "ah. my shirt smell like chicken... no no...(pause.. smells hand) ah.. my hand smell like chicken.."

and at the bus stop (169) he was like.. why do i keep smelling chicken..

then wait wait wait. i looked back and saw him eating.. then he was like "what?" and i was like "i thought he was afraid of the chicken smell?" and he suddenly "OW! what the hell.." cause he poked through the bag and onto his hand...

then again i forgot what and he was like "huh?" and the stick poke CLEARLY through the bag.. like.. far way out.. and then i me and sheryl cracked up and i was like "what you doing?" and he was all innocent "poking the chicken..."

lmao... thanks for being such a crack up man.. haha...
oh well..

funny funny stuffs...

[what do women do after sex?

5% fall asleep immediately.
5% go take a shower.
5% read a romance novel.
85% go get their vibrators.]

i thought it was funny.. sheryl thought otherwise..